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Get to Know Your #1s

March 23, 2011

You’ve followed them on Twitter for a year. You think you know all there is to know about these guys*.

YOU’RE (probably) WRONG.

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@Abuaardvark

Strengths: He’s an aardvark with opposable thumbs. That’s awesome.

Weaknesses: He’s an aardvark with opposable thumbs. That’s creepy.

@Abumuqawama

Strengths: Former Ranger.  Now has a beard and a killer workout schedule.

Weaknesses: Ranger workouts seem to involve short shorts. Just say no.

@Joshuafoust

Strengths: If this were Iron Chef: Twitter, we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.

Weaknesses: His puggle is bringing sharia to Fairfax.

@EliLake

Strengths: Accomplished amateur rapper, focusing on old school jams.

Weaknesses: I got that from Wikipedia. And apparently he got that from Copyright Infringements R Us…

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So will we see these boys in the Final Four? Only time, your votes, and Teddy Roosevelt will tell!

 

* Hey! Why is it all guys? Ladies, fight harder! Selection Committee, be less chauvinistic!

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