Get to Know Your #1s
You’ve followed them on Twitter for a year. You think you know all there is to know about these guys*.
YOU’RE (probably) WRONG.
Strengths: He’s an aardvark with opposable thumbs. That’s awesome.
Weaknesses: He’s an aardvark with opposable thumbs. That’s creepy.
Strengths: Former Ranger. Now has a beard and a killer workout schedule.
Weaknesses: Ranger workouts seem to involve short shorts. Just say no.
Strengths: If this were Iron Chef: Twitter, we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.
Weaknesses: His puggle is bringing sharia to Fairfax.
Strengths: Accomplished amateur rapper, focusing on old school jams.
Weaknesses: I got that from Wikipedia. And apparently he got that from Copyright Infringements R Us…
So will we see these boys in the Final Four? Only time, your votes, and Teddy Roosevelt will tell!
* Hey! Why is it all guys? Ladies, fight harder! Selection Committee, be less chauvinistic!